Guitarist of megalomaniacal speed seeks audience who won’t combust
Travis hit me with a link to this Craig’s List post.
“I think I’ll have to have you sign documentation of release before we meet, however, as I am a wanted man in 48 states for assaulting an officer via sweep picking, and my guitar playing has been banned in Norway for causing several churches to burn to the ground. And yeah, I’ve never been to Norway.”
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