I always seem to buy the right thing

Apparently I bought my wife a new bed set for her birthday yesterday. It’s funny because I don’t remember buying it.

I usually buy more practical gifts, but for a second I thought this purchase that I made in my sleep or something was significantly more practical than it actually turned out to be. You see when it came time to use the gift, ergo…go to bed, I watched my wife remove the kit from our bed and I grabbed my He-Man blanket like I always do.

The thing looks so fluffy and soft, why can’t I sleep on it? What’s the point of this thing?